Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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