i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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