she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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