I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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