eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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