So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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