Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
