your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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