Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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