eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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