How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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