If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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