8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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