Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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