Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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