What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I was not drunk enough for that final.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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