just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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