What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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