You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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