I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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