We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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