everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
birth control should be required to get into college
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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