So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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