I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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