I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
what if I'm pregnant?
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If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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