Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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