Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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