so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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