Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You took a bar mat shot.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
dude. I can hear the air.
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