How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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