But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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