You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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