I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize