Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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