Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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