Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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