Nicole vs. Life
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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