he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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