Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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