It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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