I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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