"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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