ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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