I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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