Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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