I need help removing her.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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