I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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