And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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