If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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