oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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