I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
