i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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