Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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