I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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