whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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