The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
only if we run a train.
done.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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