i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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