the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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