hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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