I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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